Thursday, December 31, 2009

Road House


"If somebody gets in your face and calls you a cocksucker, I want you to be nice. Ask him to walk. Be nice. If he won't walk, walk him. But be nice. If you can't walk him, one of the others will help you, and you'll both be nice. I want you to remember that it's a job. It's nothing personal."

Aw, shit! It's about to get personal. Come see

Tell the bartender, "I used to fuck guys like you in prison." and get a $1 off your drink.

Playing at Alberta St. Pub; Jan 7th, 9PM FREE!
1036 NE Alberta Street

Monday, December 28, 2009

Weird Science



LAST Movie of 2009, EVER!

Come see Robert Downy Junior play his first breakthrough role as a cocky douche bag.

Playing at Alberta St. Pub; Dec 28th, 9PM FREE!
1036 NE Alberta Street
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Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Mars Attacks



Playing at Alberta St. Pub; Nov 30th, 9PM FREE!
1036 NE Alberta Street

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Army of Darkness




You know the drill.

Oct 23rd, 9pm, FREE! Be there!

Alberta St Pub!
1036 NE Alberta Street

Monday, November 16, 2009

Evil Dead 2



Come watch "Evil Dead 2" tonight at the pub!

11/16: Alberta St Pub; 9pm; FREE!

And next monday (11/23), "Army of Darkness!"

Monday, November 9, 2009

Watership Down



Killer Bunnies!

Playing at Alberta St. Pub; Nov 9th, 9PM FREE!
1036 NE Alberta Street

Monday, November 2, 2009

The Secret of Nimh



A creepy little cartoon from 1982.

Playing at Alberta St. Pub; Nov 1st, 9PM FREE!
1036 NE Alberta Street

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Robin Hood (1973)


Remeber this one? Take a stroll through Sherwood Forest and memory lane with this Disney classic.

Cross dressing bears, football playing Chickens, thumb sucking lions (you closet Furries are going to love this.)



Take this oath before the bartender and get a $1 off your drinks.
Put your hand on your heart and cross your eyes
"Spider, snakes and a lizard head.
If I tattletale, I'll die till I'm dead"




Playing at Alberta St. Pub; Oct 26th, 9PM FREE!
1036 NE Alberta Street

Saturday, October 17, 2009

Beyond Thunderdome!



I'LL BE THERE! YOU'LL BE THERE!

Tina Turner! Half Naked Australian Kids! Midgets! Brawling Simpletons! ...and THE THUNDERDOME!

Be there!

Alberta St Pub! October 19th; 9PM FREE!
1036 NE Alberta Street

Road Warrior

Thursday, October 1, 2009

Mad Max



"I am the Nightrider. I'm a fuel injected suicide machine. I am the rocker, I am the roller, I am the out-of-controller!"

Before he was a Road Warrior, before they thunk he was Captain Walker, before Thunderdome, before the beginning of the end; he was just Mad Max. Get in on the first of the trilogy.

And tell the bartender that your the Night Rider and get $1 off your drink.

Playing at Alberta St. Pub; Oct 5th, 9PM FREE!
1036 NE Alberta Street

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Indiana Jones: And the Last Crusade



Wrapping up the Indiana Jones bendge! Come meet Dr Jones' dad, Dr Jones.

And tell the bartender, "I really like whips. A lot." And she just might take a $1 off your drink!

Playing at Alberta St. Pub; Sept 28th, 9PM FREE!
1036 NE Alberta Street

Monday, September 21, 2009

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom



The second whip cracking, heart pulling, bridge cutting Classic! This Monday 9/21 at 9pm

And use the code phrase "Chilled Monkey Brains" when ordering your drink and get $1 off!

Monday, September 14, 2009

Indiana Jones: Raiders of the Lost Ark



Your regular host is back in town and has a great line up!

This week is the first of a classic trilogy. Whips, snakes, exploding heads of biblical proportions. You want it. You need it. Come see it.

And tell the bartender, "We have top men working on it now." And she just might take a $1 off your drink!

Playing at Alberta St. Pub; Sept 14th, 9PM FREE!
1036 NE Alberta Street

Thursday, August 27, 2009

It's a Mystery!


Your regular movie host is going to be out of town for a few weeks (missing Mondays8/31 and 9/07.) But fear not! It is said in whispered shadows that there WILL STILL BE MOVIES at the pub!

Though what they will be is as of yet... a mystery!

Playing at Alberta St. Pub; Aug 24th, 9PM FREE!
1036 NE Alberta Street.

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Ghost Busters



Who ya gonna call?!
Come on, you know the drill.
You get haunted, you call these guys, and they trash your banquet hall!

Ask the bartender, “Are you the gatekeeper?” and get $1 off your drink!

Playing at Alberta St. Pub; Aug 24th, 9PM FREE!
1036 NE Alberta Street.

Sunday, August 16, 2009

The Truth About 2012


THE TRUTH ABOUT 2012? What is it? Its the truth!

A documentary made by a local Portlander about 2012, Mayans, the apocalypse, and aliens. (I think)

I will actually not be there for this one but have a great time, and I will see you next week for Ghostbusters!

Oh, and tell the bartender, "I can't wait for Ghostbusters" and she may take a dollar off your drink!

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

The Usual Suspects



Who done it? What got done? Unravel a mystery from end to beginning. This crime thriller from the 90s has lots of great dialogue and a fun watch, so even if you know how things turn out the flick is worth a second (or third) viewing.

When you order a drink at the bar step forward and say in your cheesiest bad-guy voice, "Hand me the keys, you cocksucker." and get $1 off your drinks.

Playing at Alberta St. Pub; Aug 10th, 9PM FREE!
1036 NE Alberta Street.

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Office Space


***OK, THIS IS A SECOND ATTEMPT. THE FIRST SHOWING WAS CANCELLED DUE TO A DOUBLE-BOOKING AT THE PUB, BUT AFTER MULTIPLE REQUESTS WE WILL BE PLAYING OFFICE SPACE FOR REALS THIS TIME***

When you order a drink at the bar add the words, "...with an O-face" and get $1 off your drinks.

Playing at Alberta St. Pub; Aug 3rd, 9PM FREE!
1036 NE Alberta Street.

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Bubba Ho-Tep



Elvis is alive. John F Kennedy is alive. They're living at an old-folks home somewhere in Texas. There is an ancient evil haunting the home. An ancient evil straight out of Egypt. Come see what happens!

Directed by Don Coscarelli. Starring Bruce Campbell as Elvis.

Recite this little slice of dialoge to the bar tender, “He had me on the floor and had his mouth over my asshole,” and she just might take a $1 off your drink.

Playing this week at Alberta St. Pub; July 27th, 9PM FREE!
1036 NE Alberta Street.

Friday, July 17, 2009

Sanjuro



A crafty samurai helps a young man and his fellow clansmen save his uncle, who has been framed and imprisoned by a corrupt superintendent. Come watch the sequel to "Yojimbo."

Tell the bar tender, "Go hang yourself." and she just might take a $1 off your drinks.

Playing this week at Alberta St. Pub; June 20th, 9PM FREE!
1036 NE Alberta Street.

Friday, July 10, 2009

Yojimbo



Directed and written by renowned Akira Kurosawa. Yojimbo is a tale of a lone samurai(Sanjuro Kuwabatake, played by ToshirĂ´ Mifune) who comes upon a town divided by gang warfare. Both gangs want Sanjuro’s help, but which side will this ‘sword for hire’ choose?

Tell the bar tender, “Kill one or a hundred. You only hang once.” And get $1 off your drinks.

Playing this week at Alberta St. Pub; June 13th, 9PM FREE!
1036 NE Alberta Street.

Friday, July 3, 2009

Hedwig and the Angry Inch



Think musicals are gay? Well, yeah. This one totally is.

Come find your other half at Alberta St. Pub; July 6th, 9PM FREE!
1036 NE Alberta Street.

And say this to the bar tender, "When it comes to huge openings, a lot of people think of me." and get a $1 off your drinks.

Friday, June 26, 2009

Office Space



Ah summer time. But I still have this job don't I? Where's my summer break? What do you mean this is as good as it gets? ...shit.

When you order a drink at the bar add the words, "...with an O-face" and get $1 off your drinks.

Playing this week at Alberta St. Pub; June 29nd, 9PM FREE!
1036 NE Alberta Street.

Thursday, June 18, 2009

The Empire Strikes Back



Tell me, what better way to celebrate Father's Day? The answer is nothing. Nothing could be better, so come on down to Alberta St Pub! Sure it's a day late, but will be just as awesome.

An important note is this will be the "Original Theatrical Version" and not the new version with the extra dumb CG shit.

Tell the bar tender she is a "stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder." and get $1 off your drinks.

Playing this week at Alberta St. Pub; June 22nd, 9PM FREE!
1036 NE Alberta Street.

Fast Times at Ridgemont High

Monday, June 8, 2009

Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure



"Be excellent to each other!" gets you a $1 off your drinks.

Playing this week at Alberta St. Pub; June 8th, 9PM FREE!
1036 NE Alberta Street.

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Wet Hot American Summer



Ah, summer is almost here.

Celebrate it with this mock camp classic.

Tell the Bar Tender, "I brought my d20." and get a $1 off your drinks.

Playing this week at Alberta St. Pub; June 1st, 9PM FREE!
1036 NE Alberta Street.

Saturday, May 23, 2009

Starship Troopers


This Monday is Memorial Day. This time of year it it important to honor our military from of the past, present, and the FUTURE!

And tell the bar tender, "I'm from Buenos Aires" and get $1 off your drink!

Playing this week at Alberta St. Pub; May 25th, 9PM FREE!
1036 NE Alberta Street.


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Friday, May 15, 2009

Strange Brew



Come celebrate Victoria Day with this great Canadian Classic!

And tell the bar tender, "No mice in the beer, eh?" and get 1) no mice in your beer and 2) a $1 off your drink!

FREE! at Alberta St Pub; 9pm
May 18th

Monday, May 11, 2009

Serial Mom



She's a fabulous, loving, caring mother, who er... ...happens to be a serial killer!

Use the code phrase, "Mom's gone crazy" and get a $1 off your drinks.

FREE!!! Alberta St Pub, 5/11/09 9PM

Monday, May 4, 2009

Doctor of Doom/ Wrestling Women



Come celebrate Cinco de Mayo with this classic Mexican Horror flick!

The wrestling women battle an evil doctor and his ape-men is this classic bit of cross-cultural lunacy!

Wish the bar tender a happy Cinco de Mayo and get a $1 off your drink.

Friday, April 24, 2009

Pee-Wee's Big Adventure





Playing this week at Alberta St. Pub; April 27th, 9PM FREE! 1036 NE Alberta Street. The password; tell the bartender, "Large Marge sent me" and get $1 off your drink (excludes specials.)


Thursday, April 16, 2009

Back to the Future III




Playing this week at Alberta St. Pub; April 20th, 9PM FREE! 1036 NE Alberta Street. The password is "Flux Capacitor" !!! Use it at the bar and get $1 off your drink (excludes specials.)

Friday, April 10, 2009

Back to the Future II



It continues!

Playing this week at Alberta St. Pub; April 13th, 9PM FREE! 1036 NE Alberta Street. The password is "Slacker" !!! Use it at the bar and get $1 off your drink (excludes specials.)

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Back to the Future



Ah, the saga begins...

Playing this week at Alberta St. Pub; April 6th, 9PM FREE! 1036 NE Alberta Street. How could the password be anything other than "Butthead" ...? Use it at the bar and get $1 off your drink (excludes specials.)

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Breakfast of Champions


Spring Fever making you a little crazy?

Well come get crazy with us!

Kurt Vonnegut's "Breakfast of Champions" made into a movie. Sure books are better, but unless you want me reading Vonnegut for several hours (and you don't) the movie will have to do.

Playing this week at Alberta St. Pub; March 30th, 9PM FREE! 1036 NE Alberta Street. When you order your drink use the code phrase “Maui" and get a $1 off(excludes specials.)


Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Little Shop of Horrors (1986)



So it may not feel like it yet, but March 20th marks the first day of spring. And that means it’s time to start thinking about your gardens.

But what to plant? Perhaps you could plant something eatable, or maybe something eat-able. Able to eat you, me, that guy over there, the old lady across the street and your little dog, too!

Playing this week at Alberta St. Pub; March 23rd, 9PM FREE! 1036 NE Alberta Street. When you order your drink use the code phrase “Audrey 2" and get a $1 off(excludes specials.)

And if green thumb horror is not inspiration enough try this out.

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Mom and Dad Save the World


Playing this week at Alberta St. Pub; March 16th, 9PM FREE! 1036 NE Alberta Street.

God help us, but yeah. We're playing this movie.

When you order your drink add "...hold the light granade" and get a $1 off your drink.

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Wizards (1977)


Playing this week at Alberta St. Pub; March 2nd, 9PM FREE! 1036 NE Alberta Street.


Wrapping up our Swords, Loincloths, and Lasers series this little gem from the 1970's adds the best of both worlds. Use the Code Phrase, "PEACE" And Get $1 off when you order your drink at the bar.

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

The Beastmaster


Playing this week at Alberta St. Pub; February 23rd, 9PM FREE! 1036 NE Alberta Street
And as a part of our Swords, Loincloths, and Lasers series use the Code Phrase, "FANTASMAGORACLE" And Get $1 off when you order your drink at the bar.


Saturday, February 14, 2009

The Last Starfighter


Playing this week at Alberta St. Pub; February 16th, 9PM FREE! 1036 NE Alberta Street

And as a part of our Swords, Loincloths, and Lasers series use the Code Phrase, "LASERS." And Get $1 off when you order your drink at the bar.


Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Conan the Barbarian


Playing this week at Alberta St. Pub; February 9th, 9PM FREE! 1036 NE Alberta Street

And this week use the Code Phrase, "SWORDS AND LOIN CLOTHS." And Get $1 off when you order your drink at the bar.

"Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, or why we died. All that matters is that two stood against many. That's what's important! Valor pleases you, Crom... so grant me one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then to HELL with you!" ~Conan

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Groundhogs Day


Playing this week at Alberta St. Pub; February 2nd, 9PM FREE!1036 NE Alberta Street

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Beetlejuice


Playing this week at Alberta St. Pub; January 26th, 9PM FREE!1036 NE Alberta Street

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Big


Playing this week at Alberta St. Pub; January 19th, 9PM FREE!
1036 NE Alberta Street

Sunday, January 11, 2009

The Big Lebowski


Playing this week at Alberta St. Pub; January 12th, 9PM FREE!
1036 NE Alberta Street